There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
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