i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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