i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
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OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
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It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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