Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
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Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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