Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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