I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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