don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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