I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
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you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
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As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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