Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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