oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
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