Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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