I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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