You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Dicks are not precious.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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