I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
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Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
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Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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