He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
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The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
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Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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