Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
honey bunches of taint.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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