My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
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