i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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