At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
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No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
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I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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