Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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