he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
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at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
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Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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