i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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