No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
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