I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
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obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
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You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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