In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Barsexuality is the new black.
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I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
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Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
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