Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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