She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
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The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
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I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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