So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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