Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
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