Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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