I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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