So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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