Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
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I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
So here I am, sexting at work.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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