I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
send nudes
from the living room?
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