we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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