When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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