There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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