I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
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I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
NoShamevember. You game?
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
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she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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