yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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