so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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