But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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