drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
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what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
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I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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