In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
my liver is dry heaving
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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