is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
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He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
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Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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