oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
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Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
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My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information