dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen