bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Found your dick twin last night
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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