plz talk dirty to me
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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