i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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