my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
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I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
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We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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