If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
