is your mom at the bar?
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
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I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
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If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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