If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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