im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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