Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
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So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
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Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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