Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
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I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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