Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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