I love black thongs
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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